the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow
I remember all the Doctor Who fanfics I used to read where Rose often got badly stereotyped as a damsel in distress whom the Doctor had to swoop in and save and smooch but the way I remember Doctor Who 90% of their relationship was the Doctor just setting Rose loose on people who had done something to offend them and sitting back giggling in the corner as she shouted
In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]
OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER
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It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
my sister has taken over my room… She’s just casually lying there watching Phineas and Ferb like it’s her own room… And I seriously don’t have the heart to kick her out… But I really want to watch warehouse 13….
*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*
I AM CRYING
I JUST STARTED LAUGHING AND CLAPPING LIKE A SEAL
IN CASE YOU NEED TO **** ME BUT YOU CANT, I KNOW, I’VE TRIED.
HE ****’D 80 PEOPLE IN 2 DAYS.
I PUT ** **** IN MY MOUTH AND I SPIT IT OUT